Thursday, April 24, 2008
Word For The Day ~Cheryl
I read this story & thought it would be a great lesson for us all.
“I had the meanest mother in the world.
While other kids had candy for breakfast, I had to eat my cereal, eggs and toast.
While other kids had cakes and candy for lunch, I had a sandwich.
As you can guess, my supper was different from other kids’ supper too.
My mother was so mean that she insisted on knowing where we were at all times.
You’d think we were in prison or something.
She had to know who our friends were and what we were doing.
I am ashamed to admit this, but my Mother actually had the nerve
to break the child labor laws. She made us work.
We had to wash dishes, make the beds and learn how to cook and clean.
I think my mother must have stayed awake at night
thinking of things for us kids to do.
And, she insisted that we tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
She never let me get away with anything.
By the time we were teenagers, my mother was even wiser
and our life became even more unbearable.
She would embarrass us by insisting that our friends come to the door
instead of tooting the car horn for us to come running.
And she always insisted that we be home early on school nights
and never let us stay out late on weekends like all our other friends.
On Sundays, there was no option except church.
We missed so much fun.
Mother was so mean that she refused to let us date at the mature age of 13 or 14,
like so many of our friends did. Instead, we had to wait until we were 16.
She kept telling us that there was a lot of time –
and that we needed to grow up a bit first.
Mother really raised a bunch of squares.
None of us was arrested for shoplifting or busted for drugs.
Today, I am employed, healthy, and have a relationship with God.
Who do I have to thank for this?
THE MEANEST (AND MOST WONDERFUL) MOTHER IN THE WORLD!”
“I had the meanest mother in the world.
While other kids had candy for breakfast, I had to eat my cereal, eggs and toast.
While other kids had cakes and candy for lunch, I had a sandwich.
As you can guess, my supper was different from other kids’ supper too.
My mother was so mean that she insisted on knowing where we were at all times.
You’d think we were in prison or something.
She had to know who our friends were and what we were doing.
I am ashamed to admit this, but my Mother actually had the nerve
to break the child labor laws. She made us work.
We had to wash dishes, make the beds and learn how to cook and clean.
I think my mother must have stayed awake at night
thinking of things for us kids to do.
And, she insisted that we tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
She never let me get away with anything.
By the time we were teenagers, my mother was even wiser
and our life became even more unbearable.
She would embarrass us by insisting that our friends come to the door
instead of tooting the car horn for us to come running.
And she always insisted that we be home early on school nights
and never let us stay out late on weekends like all our other friends.
On Sundays, there was no option except church.
We missed so much fun.
Mother was so mean that she refused to let us date at the mature age of 13 or 14,
like so many of our friends did. Instead, we had to wait until we were 16.
She kept telling us that there was a lot of time –
and that we needed to grow up a bit first.
Mother really raised a bunch of squares.
None of us was arrested for shoplifting or busted for drugs.
Today, I am employed, healthy, and have a relationship with God.
Who do I have to thank for this?
THE MEANEST (AND MOST WONDERFUL) MOTHER IN THE WORLD!”
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Monday, April 21, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Resume of Jesus ~Norma
My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
Qualifications:
I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19) * I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7) * I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7) * I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13) * The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)
Occupational Background:
I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49). * I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful. * My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)
Skills and Work Experience:
Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18). * I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33). * Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
Educational Background and Major Accomplishments:
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26). * I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15). * I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15). * I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead! * There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.
References:
Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
In Summation:
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15). Send this resume to everyone you know! You never know who may have an opening! Thanks for your help and may God bless you!
Qualifications:
I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19) * I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7) * I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7) * I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13) * The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)
Occupational Background:
I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49). * I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful. * My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)
Skills and Work Experience:
Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18). * I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33). * Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
Educational Background and Major Accomplishments:
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26). * I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15). * I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15). * I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead! * There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.
References:
Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
In Summation:
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15). Send this resume to everyone you know! You never know who may have an opening! Thanks for your help and may God bless you!
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Annual Spring Women's Conference
Don't miss our Annual Spring Women's Conference April 18-19!!!! It is going to be awesome! Our special guest minister will be Mary Jean Pidgeon from Houston!
Mary Jean Pidgeon is a wife, the mother of three grown sons and Mamé to eight grandchildren.
Mary Jean is an ordained minister with the Heritage of Faith Ministerial Association and the author of a book entitled WOMAN: Her Purpose, Position & Power. As the founder of Restoration of Women’s Virtues, a ministry to support and strengthen women, she trains women in their original purpose and power for service to the Lord Jesus Christ. A creative and refreshing teacher of God’s Word, Mary Jean reaches people from all denominations through radio, television, seminars, and Bible studies and has traveled internationally with a life-changing message from God’s Word. Her life message would be the “resurrection power of Jesus Christ”.
Married to Pastor Jack R. Pidgeon, Mary Jean works alongside her husband at West Houston Christian Center on the southwest side of Houston, Texas.
Mary Jean Pidgeon is a wife, the mother of three grown sons and Mamé to eight grandchildren.
Mary Jean is an ordained minister with the Heritage of Faith Ministerial Association and the author of a book entitled WOMAN: Her Purpose, Position & Power. As the founder of Restoration of Women’s Virtues, a ministry to support and strengthen women, she trains women in their original purpose and power for service to the Lord Jesus Christ. A creative and refreshing teacher of God’s Word, Mary Jean reaches people from all denominations through radio, television, seminars, and Bible studies and has traveled internationally with a life-changing message from God’s Word. Her life message would be the “resurrection power of Jesus Christ”.
Married to Pastor Jack R. Pidgeon, Mary Jean works alongside her husband at West Houston Christian Center on the southwest side of Houston, Texas.
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