Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with their cat.He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!"Johnny looked up at her and said,"He should have thought about that before he joined my church."