A mom was concerned about her kindergarten
son walking to school. He didn't want his mother
to walk with him. She wanted to give him the
feeling that he had some independence but yet
know that he was safe.
So she had an idea of how to h andle it. She asked
a neighbor if she would please follow him to school
in the mornings, staying at a distance, so he probably
wouldn't notice her.
She said that since she was up early with her
toddler anyway, it would be a good way for them
to get some exercise as well, so she agreed.
The next school day, the neighbor and her little girl
set out following behind Timmy as he walked to
school with another neighbor girl he knew. She did
this for the whole week.
As the two walked and chatted, kicking stones and
twigs, Timmy's little friend noticed the same lady was
following them as she seemed to do every day all
week.
Finally she said to Timmy, "Have you
noticed that lady following us to school all week?
Do you know her?"
Timmy nonchalantly replied,
"Yeah, I know who she is." The little girl said,
"Well,
who is she?"
"That's just Shirley Goodnest," Timmy replied, "and
her daughter Marcy."
"Shirley Goodnest? Who the heck is she and why is
she following us? "
"Well," Timmy explained, "every night my Mom
makes me say the 23rd Psalm with my prayers, 'cuz
she worries about me so much. And in the Psalm, it
says, 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me
all the days of my life', so I guess I'll just have to get
used to it!"
The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make His
face to shine upon you, and be gracious unto you; the
Lord lift His countenance upon you, and give you
peace.
May Shirley Goodnest and Marcy be with you today
and always.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Family Matters ~ Pastor Cheryl
Before I was a Mom - I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations.
Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on.
I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night.
Before I was a Mom - I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests.
Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.
Before I was a Mom - I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom.
Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body.
I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby. I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child. I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy.
Before I was a Mom -I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay. I had never known the warmth, the joy, the love, the heartache,
the wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom. I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much, before I was a Mom.
Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on.
I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night.
Before I was a Mom - I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests.
Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.
Before I was a Mom - I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom.
Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body.
I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby. I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child. I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy.
Before I was a Mom -I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay. I had never known the warmth, the joy, the love, the heartache,
the wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom. I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much, before I was a Mom.
Friday, April 25, 2008
Word for the Day ~ HoneyBee
Faith is not just in believing that God can, but in knowing that He will!
Have a blessed day!
Have a blessed day!
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Word For The Day ~Cheryl
I read this story & thought it would be a great lesson for us all.
“I had the meanest mother in the world.
While other kids had candy for breakfast, I had to eat my cereal, eggs and toast.
While other kids had cakes and candy for lunch, I had a sandwich.
As you can guess, my supper was different from other kids’ supper too.
My mother was so mean that she insisted on knowing where we were at all times.
You’d think we were in prison or something.
She had to know who our friends were and what we were doing.
I am ashamed to admit this, but my Mother actually had the nerve
to break the child labor laws. She made us work.
We had to wash dishes, make the beds and learn how to cook and clean.
I think my mother must have stayed awake at night
thinking of things for us kids to do.
And, she insisted that we tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
She never let me get away with anything.
By the time we were teenagers, my mother was even wiser
and our life became even more unbearable.
She would embarrass us by insisting that our friends come to the door
instead of tooting the car horn for us to come running.
And she always insisted that we be home early on school nights
and never let us stay out late on weekends like all our other friends.
On Sundays, there was no option except church.
We missed so much fun.
Mother was so mean that she refused to let us date at the mature age of 13 or 14,
like so many of our friends did. Instead, we had to wait until we were 16.
She kept telling us that there was a lot of time –
and that we needed to grow up a bit first.
Mother really raised a bunch of squares.
None of us was arrested for shoplifting or busted for drugs.
Today, I am employed, healthy, and have a relationship with God.
Who do I have to thank for this?
THE MEANEST (AND MOST WONDERFUL) MOTHER IN THE WORLD!”
“I had the meanest mother in the world.
While other kids had candy for breakfast, I had to eat my cereal, eggs and toast.
While other kids had cakes and candy for lunch, I had a sandwich.
As you can guess, my supper was different from other kids’ supper too.
My mother was so mean that she insisted on knowing where we were at all times.
You’d think we were in prison or something.
She had to know who our friends were and what we were doing.
I am ashamed to admit this, but my Mother actually had the nerve
to break the child labor laws. She made us work.
We had to wash dishes, make the beds and learn how to cook and clean.
I think my mother must have stayed awake at night
thinking of things for us kids to do.
And, she insisted that we tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
She never let me get away with anything.
By the time we were teenagers, my mother was even wiser
and our life became even more unbearable.
She would embarrass us by insisting that our friends come to the door
instead of tooting the car horn for us to come running.
And she always insisted that we be home early on school nights
and never let us stay out late on weekends like all our other friends.
On Sundays, there was no option except church.
We missed so much fun.
Mother was so mean that she refused to let us date at the mature age of 13 or 14,
like so many of our friends did. Instead, we had to wait until we were 16.
She kept telling us that there was a lot of time –
and that we needed to grow up a bit first.
Mother really raised a bunch of squares.
None of us was arrested for shoplifting or busted for drugs.
Today, I am employed, healthy, and have a relationship with God.
Who do I have to thank for this?
THE MEANEST (AND MOST WONDERFUL) MOTHER IN THE WORLD!”
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Monday, April 21, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Resume of Jesus ~Norma
My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
Qualifications:
I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19) * I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7) * I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7) * I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13) * The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)
Occupational Background:
I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49). * I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful. * My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)
Skills and Work Experience:
Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18). * I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33). * Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
Educational Background and Major Accomplishments:
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26). * I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15). * I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15). * I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead! * There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.
References:
Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
In Summation:
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15). Send this resume to everyone you know! You never know who may have an opening! Thanks for your help and may God bless you!
Qualifications:
I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19) * I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7) * I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7) * I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13) * The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)
Occupational Background:
I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49). * I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful. * My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)
Skills and Work Experience:
Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18). * I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33). * Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
Educational Background and Major Accomplishments:
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26). * I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15). * I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15). * I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead! * There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.
References:
Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
In Summation:
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15). Send this resume to everyone you know! You never know who may have an opening! Thanks for your help and may God bless you!
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Annual Spring Women's Conference
Don't miss our Annual Spring Women's Conference April 18-19!!!! It is going to be awesome! Our special guest minister will be Mary Jean Pidgeon from Houston!
Mary Jean Pidgeon is a wife, the mother of three grown sons and Mamé to eight grandchildren.
Mary Jean is an ordained minister with the Heritage of Faith Ministerial Association and the author of a book entitled WOMAN: Her Purpose, Position & Power. As the founder of Restoration of Women’s Virtues, a ministry to support and strengthen women, she trains women in their original purpose and power for service to the Lord Jesus Christ. A creative and refreshing teacher of God’s Word, Mary Jean reaches people from all denominations through radio, television, seminars, and Bible studies and has traveled internationally with a life-changing message from God’s Word. Her life message would be the “resurrection power of Jesus Christ”.
Married to Pastor Jack R. Pidgeon, Mary Jean works alongside her husband at West Houston Christian Center on the southwest side of Houston, Texas.
Mary Jean Pidgeon is a wife, the mother of three grown sons and Mamé to eight grandchildren.
Mary Jean is an ordained minister with the Heritage of Faith Ministerial Association and the author of a book entitled WOMAN: Her Purpose, Position & Power. As the founder of Restoration of Women’s Virtues, a ministry to support and strengthen women, she trains women in their original purpose and power for service to the Lord Jesus Christ. A creative and refreshing teacher of God’s Word, Mary Jean reaches people from all denominations through radio, television, seminars, and Bible studies and has traveled internationally with a life-changing message from God’s Word. Her life message would be the “resurrection power of Jesus Christ”.
Married to Pastor Jack R. Pidgeon, Mary Jean works alongside her husband at West Houston Christian Center on the southwest side of Houston, Texas.
Word For The Day ~HoneyBee
Thought for the day:
From my little book, God Speaks!
"If we don't communicate, you haven't got a prayer."
-God
From my little book, God Speaks!
"If we don't communicate, you haven't got a prayer."
-God
Thursday, April 10, 2008
A Merry Heart ~Ronda
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER AND ONE A SENIOR CITIZEN,
WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE
BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER ,SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER
EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE ,I HAVE A
MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS
RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID......... "
WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX " !!
WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE
BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER ,SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER
EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE ,I HAVE A
MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS
RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID......... "
WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX " !!
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Word For The Day ~ Norma
What SHAPE are you in?
With the arrival of spring I begin to think about getting my physical body into shape for summer.
How can I best lose those few extra pounds I picked up over the winter ?
I begin to cut back on the sugar, eat smaller portions and try to get in some walking and stretching exercises.
As I was walking one day I began to think about my spiritual shape. How do I maintain proper "Spiritual Shape?"
S ~ Spiritual Gifts / Do not allow my Spiritual gifts go unused, they may become rusty.
H ~Heart of Passion/Do not let go of my desire for the Word.
A~ Abilities/ How can my natural abilities be used for God?
P~ Personality / Do I present an attitude of peace and love to others?
E~ Experiences/ Do I turn my trials into testimonies ?
This Spring as I work to get my body back into shape.
I am also working on improving my Spiritual Shape !!
Won't you join me?
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
A Merry Heart
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all,
so they decided that 1 had to leave,
Because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person,
Until the woman gave a very touching speech
She said that she would voluntarily.......... let go of the
rope,
Because, as a woman, she was used to giving up
everything for her husband and kids or for men in
general, and was used to always making sacrifices
with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech,
.........All the men started clapping !!!!!!!!!
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all,
so they decided that 1 had to leave,
Because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person,
Until the woman gave a very touching speech
She said that she would voluntarily.......... let go of the
rope,
Because, as a woman, she was used to giving up
everything for her husband and kids or for men in
general, and was used to always making sacrifices
with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech,
.........All the men started clapping !!!!!!!!!
Monday, April 7, 2008
Word for the Day ~ Norma
The Greatest Man in History . . .
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.
Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.
I feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us!
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.
Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.
I feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us!
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Word For The Day ~ Wanda
I found this in a book I was reading not long ago and it just stuck there in the brain somewhere. Thought you might like it.
"He who seeks the Father more than anything he can give, is likely to have what he asks, for he is not likely to ask amiss." 'George McDonald
Have a fruitful day and enjoy each task that He sets before you this day.
~Wanda
"He who seeks the Father more than anything he can give, is likely to have what he asks, for he is not likely to ask amiss." 'George McDonald
Have a fruitful day and enjoy each task that He sets before you this day.
~Wanda
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
A Merry Heart
Cute mom story....
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away
from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked.
'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty, and probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my daughter
looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know
all this stuff, you are so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All moms
know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they
don't let you be a Mom.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,
but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'OH...I get it!'
she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.
''Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face.
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away
from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked.
'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty, and probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my daughter
looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know
all this stuff, you are so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All moms
know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they
don't let you be a Mom.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,
but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'OH...I get it!'
she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.
''Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face.
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