A Merry Heart

The Rabbit and the Blonde


A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately the rabbit jumps
right in front of the car. The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal
lover, pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.


A beautiful blonde woman driving down
the highway sees a man crying on the
side of the road and pulls over. She steps
out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
'I feel terrible,' he explains, 'I accidentally hit
this rabbit and killed it.' The blonde says,
'Don't worry.' She runs to her car and pulls
out a spray can. She walks over to the limp,
dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the
contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them and hops
off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again, he hops down the
road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops
another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats
this again and again and again, until he hops out
of sight.


The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman
and demands, 'What is in that can? What did you
spray on that rabbit?' The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says..




(Are you ready for this?)




(Are you sure?)




(This is bad!)




(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)




(You know you could just click off
and not read the punch line....)





(You know you're gonna be sorry)




(Last chance)




(OK, here it is)




It says,
"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."